It's a boy!

A royal baby HURRAY!

A royal child is born today!

Ring out the bells and let's rejoice

And hope that Charlie's no longer a choice!

A royal baby HURRAY!

A royal child is born today!

Ring out the bells and let's dance

Diana's genes to enhance!

A royal baby HURRAY!

A royal child is born today!

Ring out the bells be what may

God's blessings on you today!

Babies!

Babies, babies everywhere,

Popping-up without a care,

Bald or hairy,

Wrinkly and red,

Small and scary,

They want to be fed!

Regurgitation and vomit,

Nappy changes are NOT cool,

Her breast....he's got it!

No biting...IT'S A RULE!

They scream all night,

They scream all day,

You become a sight...

Of complete disarray.

And yet they keep coming,

One after the other,

It's perfectly stunning,

How we all want to mother!

* I thought about the last line - "We all want to mother" I think these days the men mother too...so I left it!