Really...You're Birthday is on the 31st of December?!
Having a birthday on December the 31st
Has just got to be the flipping worst!
To begin with, it's holiday time
Which for everyone else, might be sublime
But for the poor creature born on this day
Partying with friends...well, there's just no way
Most folks have left town
And many other parties are going on around
Family feel obliged to show
When they would rather be at another "château"
As much as I love you mum
You could have held your breath, or sucked your thumb!
I could then hold a hangover bash!
That would make the New Year begin with a splash!
Not forgetting an important point
I'd be a year younger...which would never disappoint!
Inspite of my little gripe
Excuse me, while a tear I wipe
I do know how lucky I am
To have a birthday... oh, yes ma'am!
So as I sit here on my own
And watch the fireworks get blown
I raise my glass to all I love
Those living and those Above
Thank you, thank you for another year
God be with us, we need Him near....
