So here am I, a lonely gal,
Trying to find a reasonable pal.
I knew it was going to be hard
And was very much on my guard.
After all, I am not exactly twenty-one
And not looking just for fun.
I've passed the age of prince and horse,
And expectations have plummeted of course!
So bravely I joined the site.
But, alas...fright upon fright!
Amazing things kept appearing on my screen.
Men literally falling apart, to very young teen.
Fat, thin, bald and hairy.
Rude, vulgar and even one dressed as "Mary"!
Then one pops up that looks quite "Yummy"
Guess what?...The photo is not his...now ain't that funny?!
Continuing but admit to getting frustrated,
" What's that you want?...a three-some..!!"...Jeez I must be fated!
Never thought it would be this difficult to find a normal bloke.
These sites attract only those whom I'd gladly choke!
Oh, and to my total disbelief,
A woman wants me...GOOD GRIEF!!!
Hey lady, there's a site just for gays,
I respect, but have n't yet reached my homosexual phase.
Now virtual sex was a BIG surprise,
The size of the beast brought tears to my eyes.
I can understand why HE is on the site,
No ordinary woman could deal with that "MIGHT"!
Then we have those who try to relieve you of your cash.
Preying on the lonely makes me aggresive and I just want to smash and bash!
And so the days go flying past,
Hope of finding anyone goes dying fast.
These sites are all the rage with the younger guys
All of whom are computer wise.
Me?...well I'm not sure what to do,
To be patient and see it through.
Or get off-line and go back to the drawing board,
Because only God knows, if, and when I'll find my lord.
