The devil's food is everywhere,
Avoiding it is hard to bear,
Bread, chips and take-aways,
Cakes, cookies and sorbéts.
Bacon and eggs, a breakfast fry-up!
Soft drinks galore, in case you dry-up!
Hot pizza with lots of melted cheese.
A variety of pasta, now that's a tease!
Sausages and mash or sizzling chops,
Mousse for dessert is really tops!
Vanilla ice-cream with apple pie,
Just makes me want to sit down and cry!
Pancakes, crumpets and Devon teas,
Marmalade, jams oh, and honey please!
Brownies, scones and a tart or two,
Wait!, there's more I'm still not through!
Capucchino a yummy glory,
Chocolate is my bed-time story!
In any shape or form,
Chocolate is definitely my orgasmic storm!
Then to finish in complete depredation
An out-door barbe earns ovation!
Always followed by something sweet,
Digestion... in time to the devil's beat!
