My Christmas List (to be read quickly!)

Buy the turkey

Stuff the birdie

Mix the gravy

Don't be lazy!

Get the Cod

Give it a prod

Let it sit

For a bit

Lay the table

Fetch the ladle.

Heat the pies

Mind the flies

Christmas cake

Still to bake

Brandy butter

Kitchen clutter

Now the salad

Can be added.

Smell burning

Tummy turning

Burnt to cinders

Kind'a hinders

One's digestion.

Now a question

Where to go?

Oh, I know!

Order out

PIZZA! - No doubt!

P.S Happy Christmas everyone

Hope your list is already done!